AccomplishmentJoe Cho, an unremarkable lonely man, who had never accomplished anything in his life, but meant a great deal to the three cats he fed on a regular basis and who he pretended filled the void of his pointless existence, sat at his desk in his little fuzzy gray box not working. Across from him, a man-shaped, balding gray blob sat in a swivelly chair, turning oxygen into carbon dioxide and doing very little else.Accomplishment
“Gosh,” Joe enthused to the blob, “Facebook is fun. I just found my old friend Jerry from grammar school back in South Dakota. He’s a plastic surgeon now. Whatta you know!”
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DarknessSlowly, Moira realized that she was awake, and even more slowly realized what had awoken her. She lay in bed and tried to imagine what had caused the loud crash of glass breaking. The silence afterwards was eerie, though after a few moments, she thought she could hear people moving around, and she assumed they would take care of whatever had broken.Darkness
The mattress was sticky; she must have been sweating up a storm in this unfamiliar heat. She hated sleeping in an unfamiliar room. Her own house was imprinted firmly into her mind, every distance, every corner; she could navigate her room with ease, but this resort her father had drag
The Path of LifeThe Path of life for a man like me, is often steeped in misery. I try to love but often hate, will I ever reach heaven's gate? I try to laugh but instead cry, while all the people pass me by. A wolf like me only has a small pack, this leaves few to watch my back. I hope to overcome my sins andThe Path of Life
journey to the promised land
Love and LossI gazed deep into your eyes and saw something there, That I could not explain, so deeper I stared. And the longer I gazed the more I was certain, What I saw was your soul, no longer behind a curtainLove and Loss
And then you spoke, voice ringing so sweetly, Like the song of an angel, I leaned in discreetly. Then in a trance, I proposed marriage,
To sweep you away with a horse and a carriage.
When you said yes I dressed in my best, But disease to soon stopped your heart cold in your chest. I cried, I raved, I then took a breath, Realizing we all must give way to death.
Sorry For Delay
Content
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"I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on."
-Jon Stewart
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"A boomerang that doesn't come back is just a stick"
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I am the Doughnut King!
I have a frame for the day my shrink gives me a certificate.
Whol jal dosst ilythiiri ssrig'luinen, alu ulu [link]
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I am the Doughnut King!
I have a frame for the day my shrink gives me a certificate.
Whol jal dosst ilythiiri ssrig'luinen, alu ulu [link]
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